Wow, this place is dead. So here's something:
<a href="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/"><img alt="Terror Alert Level" border="0" src="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/terror.jpg" /> </a>
<a href="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror2/"><img alt="Terror Alert Level" border="0" src="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror2/terror.jpg" /> </a>
And http://www.wackyneighbor.com/terror/