I totally forgot this thread existed until there was another post about it in Warhall, so this is belated; Bitch-slapped both Bertoxxulous and Cazic-Thule in Time, t5, simultaneously. The results:
CT+Bert in 2937s, 3644k @1241dps - Uhaen 3644k @1241dps (100%)
Tanking summary for: Uhaen - Total damage: 1562251 - Avg hit: 629 - Swings: 12858 - Defended: 5159 (40.1%) - Hit: 2481 (19.3%) - Missed: 5218 (40.6%) - Accuracy: 32.2% - Dodged: 1699 (18.1%) - Parried: 1985 (16.1%) - Blocked: 543 (4.2%) - Riposted: 932 (9%) - Absorbed: 0 (0%)
Went through about 1.8 mana pools; used almost everything I had, including LoH (think this was pre-awesome loh, don't remember), HoP, Holyforge, jester, servant, several bottles of Mountain Dew, and the patience of six other people who'd long since raped RZ and Inny.
The loots were glorious. I stuffed 'em in my bank for the lulz. Unfortunately Timespinner didn't drop, so I couldn't ninjaloot it for my own personal enjoyment.
It was beautiful. I was pressured by a few people in the paladin channel to try this out; after destroying CT solo on 50% mana, I did terrible math (I knew better!) and decided "hey, one god took 1/2 my mana pool, two should just about put me under!" This was a horribly bad omen from the start, and there was talk of "a REAL pro would take on two at the same time..." so, one to bend easily to peer pressure, I was of course obliged to give it a shot.
It was an epic duel, and I dropped 'em both right on top of my beautifully robed ass.
The build up's always the best: and most of that 18% mana I'd already pissed away was trying to land a damage shield on the both of the bastards.
I'm already in trouble at this point; I've taken significantly more damage than my lone mana pool can handle, and it's already below my target's hp. In my years of solo kills as a paladin, I've always used the formula: my mana vs. target's hp. If mana > hp, I am the victor. This seems to not be the case; I begin to become a little scared.
I remember that I am Uhaen. I am no longer afraid. I drop Bert with the gracious gift of a full mana bar from my jester, quite a bit ago, but am now back down to 8% mana. My target's hp is still much more than my mana pool, and so I have a long way to go yet:
Good gracious, I am awesome. I have managed to min/max my heals so well that I've gained 4% mana since my last screenshot. As well, I'm above my target's hp! Arduous, and so close to victory...
Success. I have shown everybody in the paladin channel that I am better than they are, and they commence worship.
Unfortunately, worship from these bastards takes place in the form of "oh yeah? Well a REAL pro would take on 3 gods."
I hate Freezah!
But otherwise it was a beautiful fight. Pwning got irritated at me several times over the course of the ~50 minute ordeal and started spamming my AIM chat with pictures of naked women to try to get me to wipe so we could all kill Quarm. I sure showed him, paladins are immune to the temptress, wicked women ... I'm just glad they weren't pictures of jailbait!
~Uhaen