
Posted:
Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:13 pm
by Krup
This probably varies with locality, but:
Q: What's orange and sleeps six?
A: A Virginia Department of Transportation repair truck.

Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:34 am
by Cronikk
A dog walks into a hardware store and says 'I'm looking for a job'.
Guy behind the counter says, 'Wow, buddy ... why don't you try the circus?'.
Dog says, 'Why would the circus need a plumber?'.