The Spirit Realm

Some backstory:

Thyr and I disagree on everything. He believes that anything even slightly beneficial to tank classes should be given to tank classes. When anyone who is not a tank rolls on Avoidance gear, for example, the vein in his forehead throbs and he is compelled to begin a thirty-page thesis on the virtues of Warriors, Avoidance, Shielding and so forth. We have never agreed on this (avoidance, anyway, I agree about shielding), and it usually detoriorates into petty bantering back and forth before the threads are locked and deleted. Thus, when I saw the potential of this spell I just had to act. I knew Lingering Sloth was going to get fixed soon, so I *had* to have my fun with it. I discussed this with an officer before doing it, and we agreed that I could cast Lingering Sloth on someone for trash MoBs but not nameds. Well, you can guess who my 'someone' was!

I present to you ... the Thyrstory!

((This is very image intensive, so I've attached them all as links.))












I was asked to stop towards the end because the poor guy was freaking out. He never would have caught on either, if it wasn't for that damned Ogre Warrior (/rude, Razzo!) who told him what I was doing. He really was a good sport about it, but I doubt he'll ever ask me for buffs again . . .

I had my fun and in the end I feel this spell was well worth the time invested, just for all the fun it brought to me and my guild for this one night. (If only I could have recorded my phone call, Elad and Immy were crying, Naiya couldn't breathe, and I was gasping for air.) Once it's fixed it'll be yet another useless spell in the back of the book, but for now it brought me immense happiness.

EDIT: My numbering is off in the screenshots. I made these post-raid (~ 2-3 A.M. Eastern) and wasn't paying attention. I never got a screenshot of his first death, sadly.

EDIT #2: I've been asked to remove some people's names. I'll be reposting it sans-tells shortly.

EDIT #3: Re-added them, with most tells removed

ROFL!
Sweet,, I am so jealous!

Hax

Heheh...

I laughed the whole way through those screenshots.

I had a hard time believing the spell was bugged the other day, but hit a Rogue with it in single group exp. The rogue got nailed for over 65k with one hit.

*sighs* that was wonderful, too bad we'll have more fun with this spell as it is broken than after they fix it =(

Hahahaha, I laughed until I cried.
That's awesome, Beth ... you're my new hero! Erm, heroine. Erm ...

I'm laughing my head off here at work! If it weren't for the fact that the devs will fix this soon, I'd actually finally have a reason to want 1 of the spells from the expansion! Loved the part at the end about killing another person with Lingering sloth and an Orc Pawn.

In all honesty, it was more than one orc pawn, and some A Giant Spiders. It was taking too long with just one and I had gotten an invite to a group elsewhere so I sped the process along. I love my Ornate Clicky Root Pants

that was wonderful, should be called punishment. i am crying here!

Beyr???

I salute you! I wish I could have had the honors.


snicker.

/cry

Thats gold pure gold